"I think there must be some confusion - I said get OSAMA not OSMAN!"
VISIT MY OFFICIAL SITE SPONSOR - THEY'RE NOT DODGY AT ALL , NO!!
HRH: "£50 for the dogs and the rifle - can't do cheaper than that MO: "Done! Mum's the word!"
NoRtY bOyS - TEAM PROFILES
TONE - real name Tony
Tony is "Lord of the Manor"! - To say he's "doing alright" would be an understatement. Here he is pictured on a recent trip to Scotland... the vast majority of which we believe he may own!
Tone lives a charmed life - We were out shopping the other day when a tramp walked up to him and said "Listen mate - I haven't eaten for 4 days"... you know what Tone replied? "I admire your will-power!"
'ARRY - real name Harry!
What can we say about 'Arry that hasn't been censored? Not much! - He's the BAD boy of the boys and no mistake
Let's stick to his golfing abilities - well, he recently narrowly missed a hole in one!... by just 8 shots!
BIG DAVE real name BIG DAVE
Here he is - that real "hunk" of man - Big Dave. Of course there was a time when Big Dave was only 8 stone... it frightened the hell out of the midwife!
The photo here shows one of those rare opportunities in which Dave, the photographer and a camera all managed to get into the same room at the same time!
We do, of course, have aerial shots of Dave from a weather satellite!
Sorry ladies - but we must tell you Dave has a girlfriend! However she was recently advised to stay away from anything alcoholic... As a result Dave now has to sleep in the spare room!
Now on our audio player - me & CT on his last day at Capital....
As you probably know I've always been a great fan of Chris Tarrant. He is, after all, the legend that took Capital FM to Number 1 in London.
You know, I reckon we'd have taken that title if we hadn't been up against him! So when he left Capital I had the honour of being on his very last show when I called in as "Mike from Romford" as you can hear by clicking on the audio link on the left!
THE "END OF A GOLDEN ERA" TOUR
We really appreciate you coming to "wave us off" after years of being in your house, your car and your workplace (even some bedrooms!) every morning for over 6 years!
The audience at our Palladium - equipped with their "Dambusters" goggles... including Ground Force's Tommy Walsh! (see below)
THERE ARE PHOTOS FROM EACH TOUR NIGHT FURTHER DOWN ON THIS PAGE!
FA CUP SEMI-FINAL DAY
Hey - did I ever show you my photos of FA Cup Semi-final day with me on Sky with Richard Keys, Andy Gray and Matt LeTissier - here's a look at the day
and here I am with my heroes! (I'm the athletic looking one!)
So then - the tour photos, night by night:
Orchard Theatre, Dartford:
Beck Theatre, Hayes First Night:
Beck Theatre, Hayes Second Night:
Fairfield Halls, Croydon:
The Broadway, Catford:
Epsom Playhouse First Night:
Epsom Playhouse Second Night:
Mayflower, Southampton:
Brentwood Leisure Centre:
Alban Arena, St.Albans:
Assembly Theatre, Tunbridge Wells:
Civic, Portsmouth:
Harlow Playhouse First Night:
Harlow Playhouse Second Night:
Thursday night (our first!) in Edmonton:
and Friday night (our second) at the Millfield Theatre, Edmonton:
